Over the past decade, we have witnessed incredible technological advancements that have revolutionized our daily lives. However, not all inventions were as groundbreaking or practical as they might have hoped. We highlight some of the most absurd, useless, and downright ridiculous products that gained attention between 2013 and 2023.
- The Selfie Stick: While initially popular, this invention quickly became a symbol of narcissism and self-absorption. With increasing criticism on social media platforms and public spaces banning their use, the selfie stick’s popularity waned.
- The Hoverboard: Hyped as the future of personal transportation, these devices proved to be more dangerous than anticipated. Numerous reports of fires, falls, and other accidents led to widespread bans and recalls, ultimately sealing the hoverboard’s fate.
- The Juicero: This overpriced, wifi-enabled juicer promised fresh, cold-pressed juice at home with minimal effort. However, it was soon discovered that the proprietary juice packs could be squeezed by hand, rendering the $400 machine completely unnecessary.
- The Smalt: Dubbed the “smart salt shaker,” this product combined a Bluetooth speaker, mood lighting, and a salt dispenser – an odd combination with little practical value. Unsurprisingly, it did not gain much traction in the market.
- The NoPhone: Intended as a satirical statement on smartphone addiction, the NoPhone is a plastic rectangle designed to mimic the feel of a smartphone without any functionality. Despite its intended purpose, some consumers actually purchased the product, leading to confused reviews and bemusement.
- The Hoverbrella: An innovative product that offers a hands-free solution to staying dry in the rain. It is a drone-like device with a motorized umbrella attached to it, allowing users to stay completely dry without having to carry an umbrella. The Hoverbrella has a camera and AI technology that autonomously tracks and follows the user’s head, making it easy and convenient to use. Weighing 11 pounds, unfortunately, the Hoverbrella has a flight time of only up to 10 minutes, allowing for little time in the rain.
- The “Facebook Phone“: In the early 2010s, Facebook enjoyed significant success, becoming confident enough to release a phone with a dedicated Facebook button, similar to the Netflix button found on many smart TV remotes. The company collaborated with HTC to launch the Status and Salsa, two phones that debuted with little excitement. Undeterred, they further pursued the idea with the HTC First, an Android device featuring a custom Facebook Home skin. Oddly enough, although people enjoyed using Facebook during that period, nobody wanted to confess to using it so frequently that they required Facebook timeline photos displayed as their wallpaper at all times.
- Chatbots: Both well-established businesses and startups were enamoured with the potential of chatbots. At the very least, they were expected to simplify customer service; at their peak, they could even represent the future of computing. The concept of “conversation as a platform” was predicted by Microsoft’s CEO to have an impact as significant as previous platform shifts. That never materialized, and no chatbot exemplified this overpromise more than Microsoft’s own Tay.
- Windows 8: Have you ever wished for your Start menu and button to vanish, along with all other recognizable elements in Windows? Try installing Windows 8. Microsoft was eagerly pursuing the iPad market and fully embraced touchscreens, seemingly overlooking the primary purposes of personal computers. Windows 8 introduced a tile-based UI, a fullscreen Start menu, and a generally perplexing interface for those using keyboards and mice.
- Pepe Pet Dryer: Looking for an innovative method to earn your small dog or cat’s eternal resentment? Imprison them in a cubic enclosure for 25 minutes and expose them to blasts of warm air. This contraption, which functions as both a torture device and dryer, would have cost you $660. Alternatively, you could simply drape a towel over your damp pet like any reasonable person would do.
These inventions, while initially garnering attention due to clever marketing strategies or tapping into consumer trends, ultimately failed to deliver on their promises. They highlight the importance of functionality, practicality, and addressing real consumer needs when developing new products.
Inventors and entrepreneurs can learn valuable lessons from these missteps. First, understand the target market and ensure your product offers tangible benefits to consumers. Second, prioritize safety and practicality over flashy gimmicks. Finally, maintain a sense of humility and self-awareness – not every idea will be a winner, but learning from past failures paves the way for future success.
By studying these absurd inventions, we can better understand the pitfalls that inventors and entrepreneurs must avoid in today’s competitive market. While innovation should always be encouraged, it is crucial to remember that not all ideas are destined for greatness, and sometimes, simplicity and usefulness are the keys to success. Oh, and having an actual utility too.
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- Lucy Walker covers finance, health and beauty since 2014. She has been writing for various online publications.
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